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[27 Jan 2008|11:25pm]
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Dear current and former band geeks. [30 Nov 2007|03:35am]
This is just for you:

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[23 Oct 2007|11:24am]

I am a d10

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

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[07 Oct 2007|02:40am]
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Watch this. [03 Aug 2007|06:55pm]
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Thingy! [01 Aug 2007|11:18pm]
Click to view my Personality Profile page
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Correction: [11 Jul 2007|06:10am]

I'm making $54,000 a year.  Not $48,000.  I got a raise before I'd even started.
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[29 Jun 2007|09:57pm]
This amuses me epicly:


(For the uninitiated, they normally look like this: http://store.us.games-workshop.com/storefront/newimage.asp?Size=A&Img=213388)
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I = win. [29 Jun 2007|06:33pm]
I = win.

I = ITS4 with DSHS starting in July.

I = Making $48,000/year doing it.
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[09 Jun 2007|10:05pm]
This makes me laugh with the ha has.

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[08 Apr 2007|01:29pm]
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Gamer/Computer Nerd

You enjoy the visual stimulants of a video game, chatting on AIM, or reading online comics. Most of these types of nerds are considered dirty who lack hygeine, of course they always end up being the ones who make a crapload of money. And don't worry, that's just a stereotype; I'm not calling you dirty. ^_~

Social Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Literature Nerd
Anime Nerd
Drama Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace
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[02 Nov 2006|07:37pm]
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

The Midland
The Northeast
The South
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
Take More Quizzes
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[19 Sep 2006|11:13am]

It be Internation Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Get ye scury arse ta that site an' learn how ta do it.
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[05 Sep 2006|02:20am]
I would not have found these to be as funny as I do now, had I not developed a crippling WoW addiction.

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[29 Aug 2006|10:04am]
This is one of the funniest things I have read in a very, very long time.

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[30 Jul 2006|11:56pm]
This is verbatim from the commercial:

"Introducing PBS Sprouts, the only 24x7 network for Pre-schoolers, available On-Demand from Comcast cable."

My life is complete. I can plunk down my pre-schooler in front of the Electonic Brain Deadening Device ALL DAY AND NIGHT, and make sure that the deadening begins exactly where the creators intended. Mindless drivel, delivered without reprieve. For a new generation of Americans!
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[17 Jul 2006|08:01pm]
So, I made my first purchase for my Necron Army. Coincidentally, it's also my first consignment purchase from the Game Matrix.

I got the following:

- 1 Destroyer Lord
- 7 Destroyers
- 4 Heavy Destroyers
- 2 Tomb Spiders, 1 with PPC
- 3 Wraiths

All in a neat little Plano carrying case, and all of them acceptably painted (though I'm not sure I like the color scheme, so it'll probably change when I decide on one). All for $30.

That's right, $30.

I think there's one head missing on a destroyer, and a lot of the little clear green tubes are missing. But it was still $30.

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[12 Jul 2006|11:51pm]



The culmination of my pain actually caused uproarious laughter. The very last fight scene (and I use this term VERY loosely, as they were probably choreographed by a blind lump of hummus) featured... BUTTER KNIFE SWORD vs. METAL YARD STICK! This caused much laughter. Then, they were FLAMING METAL YARD STICK, which caused BUTTER KNIFE SWORD to also catch fire, as it was apparently made of wood. So, FLAMING BUTTER KNIFE SWORD and FLAMING METAL YARD STICK dueled to the death-ish flaming dismemberment courtesy of a melta-flamey-pistol that malfunctioned for it's owner but miraculously worked for the woman in the color-changing tight pants. Radioactive dying human-antigen child was neat, but it would have been better if he'd stayed dead, instead of turning into undead-ish radioactive human-antigen vampire child.

That being said, I really wish the movie was good, or had good choreography, or good actors, or good computer graphics, or good dialog, or good plot. I really like the dark future creepy church-turned-medical-government fighting vampire-things caused by a disease. But everything else sucked ass.

(note: BUTTER KNIFE SWORD, FLAMING BUTTER KNIFE SWORD, METAL YARD STICK, and FLAMING METAL YARD STICK are all trademarks of Sony Picture Studios. Used without permission to make fun of their crap that sucked so hard.)
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[11 Jul 2006|03:29am]
This shit is teh awesome:

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[05 Jul 2006|04:16pm]
Attention I and G: R and myself have applied to join Maleficium. I mentioned that we wanted to join as a group, and listed your characters. You should follow the link below and apply. It would be best if you mentioned you are part of the group of 4 applicants, or use my name. Either way. http://www.maleficium.net/application.php
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